I've been debating about the appropriateness of this post but here it goes...
Chloe and I were in a public restroom this past weekend. She makes me stand outside of the stall as she goes. Here is what I heard...
Chloe: (Singing) Father Abraham had many sons, had many sons had Father Abraham...
Another person enters the bathroom...
Chloe: Mommy who is pottying??
Me: I don't know sweetie...
Chloe: (Singing) Father Abraham had many sons, had many sons had Father Abraham...
Another person enters the bathroom (total of two other persons now)
Chloe: I have to take a big, long poop Mommy!
Me: Ok...
Other ladies smiling at me and trying to stay composed as they wash their hands...
Chloe: (Singing) Father Abraham had many sons, had many sons had Father Abraham...
The End