A Magic Wand

My conversation with Chloe earlier today:

Chloe: Mommy, I want a magic wand for Christmas.
Me: Honey, you already have a princess wand in our dress up bin.
Chloe: No, Mommy I want a REAL wand...one that REALLY works!
Me: Oh, well, those don't really exist. Magic is just for fun, just with your imagination...what would you do if you had a magic wand that really did work??
Chloe: I'd turn you into a kangaroo and put you outside.

I'm pretty thankful that magic wands aren't actually magic...